Can't eat pork... swine flu
Can't eat chicken... bird flu
Can't eat eat beef... mad cow
Can't eat eggs... salmonella
Can't eat fish... heavy metal poisons in their waters
Can't eat fruits and veggies... pesticides and herbicides
I BELIEVE THAT LEAVES CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM!!!
Remember, "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"!!!
HOPE THIS PUTS A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!:0)
P.S. Thanks to Annie for sending this to me!!!!!!!!!!!